Welcome to the Asylum
Where we live in our minds, and fiction is realer than anything.

gatissimo:

Ever wonder what happens if you say “boobs” to a thirteen year old boy?

10 hours ago with 52 notes — via gatissimo


thecumbercollective:

Helllllo ladies.

thecumbercollective:

Helllllo ladies.



10 hours ago with 7,217 notes — via mynameisnicollewithtwols, © maudit


doctorwho:

One hour to go….

10 hours ago with 14,325 notes — via teapots-and-traditions, © moriartyse


imnot-a-hero-imaliar:

this is the most precious thing ive ever seen

10 hours ago with 246,745 notes — via gafftapeandplacemarkers, © perfectdisney


dunwall:

connorkawaii:

“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”

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at least the alcohol is free

10 hours ago with 8,056 notes — via gafftapeandplacemarkers, © connorkawaii


agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

10 hours ago with 25,963 notes — via timelordsandarmydoctors, © agroncriss


cupboardundersomestairs:

Eurovision gifs

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10 hours ago with 3,227 notes — via mor-iarty, © cupboardundersomestairs


send me ‘have you evers’ and i will reply with yes or no

jimmy-died-today:

can you pls

10 hours ago with 116,648 notes — via sarahhjuana, © megan-hansenn


castielhasthephoneb0x:

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

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LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM



pockochi:

Sorry for not being around lately;;; (uni is being hectic!!) Here’s some sketchy johnlock goodness though!! <3

Also my ask box is open and I’m all ears for any ideas/prompts! :D (not 100% chance I’ll draw it though!)

10 hours ago with 6,376 notes — via cumber-porn, © pockochi


mamamantis:

i mean don’t you think it’s interesting that white feminists are PISSING THEMSELVES over the (barely noticeable) merida redesign and starting petitions and emailing disney and kicking up this huge fucking fuss

but when it came to pocahontas’ outfit becoming even MORE inaccurate and racist and mulan getting the shit whitewashed out of her and turned into a ~*~delicate oriental pearl~*~ instead of a warrior it was like “yeah that’s bad, also the glitter is tacky. gee whiz”

10 hours ago with 577 notes — via muslim-unicorn, © mamamantis


n-no
stop!
plz

n-no

stop!

plz

10 hours ago with 48 notes — via tobie1kenobi


bananaspanner:

curiosity-inspired-the-kat:

buggerallthisforalark:

petition for the cast of horrible histories to be britain’s entry next year

yes.

that…that might work.




England went to Greece

England went to Greece

10 hours ago with 1,481 notes — via koizumipls, © blut-arterle